Do vagina's smell?
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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