at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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