She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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