On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
I love you.
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