It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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