I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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