Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
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