belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
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