We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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