I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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