Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
how drunk are you?
Several
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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