Its about making memories worth repressing
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
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