and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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