return my video game
Pappa wants mamma naked
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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