I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
I AM VODKA MAN
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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