She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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