Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
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