what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
someone owes me an orgasm
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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