If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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