it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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