he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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