She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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