Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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