ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
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