just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
