you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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