why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
Randomize
