Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
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