her vagine was all disorganized.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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