I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
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