airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
Randomize
