It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Randomize
