Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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