I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
she looked like the before picture.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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