She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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