She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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