Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
operation have a gay friend backfired
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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