You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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