So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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