Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
how drunk are you?
Several
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
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