I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
Randomize
