i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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