Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
