Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
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