Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
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