oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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