sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
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