HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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