OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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