How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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