But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
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