The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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