i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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