I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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